TROGDOR
I was born in 1986 in metropolitan Yugoslavia. I worked as a carpenter from 1987 until the dissolution of my homeland in 1992. My whereabouts were unknown for a number of years until I emerged from a CIA blacksite in Prague 15 years ago. I was associated with the movement for the United States of Africa and a particular Libyan revolutionary until his assassination in 2011. I vagabonded in the intervening years until assuming my current position as the CFO of a small paramilitary outfit fronting as a minor hobbyist organization.